最近經常遇到比較高段的騙子。
騙子的定義，我覺得是相對的，也就是說，對我而言，他們騙子，他們別有所圖
所圖的，不外是名、利、以及對於人的控制慾。
以宋七力為例，很多人認為他是神棍，但更有很多人認為他們自己沒有被宋七力所騙。這就是我覺得的相對性。高明的騙子，首先的要件就是"高明“二字，這就是為什麼總是有人受騙，因為這些騙子的確有些料，的確懂得很多東西，他們想透過自己的知識賺取名利，但卻又企圖掩飾自己貪圖名利的慾望，把所有收費以及獲取地位的行為都解釋為行善積德。而事實上到底是不是這麼偉大，就很難講了。
最近我遇到一個XX易經算命的老師，一見到我就跟我說我有無形的力量在干擾我（理論上來說，我應該是有這方面的問題，所以就很有興趣了解到底是怎樣的無形力量）、希望可以幫我引見給她的師父。
幾日後我赴約，她的師父XX大師一見到我，就說：我要做預言，妳將來一定會當我的徒弟！我跟妳真的很有緣份。
我非常有耐性的聽了她們師徒兩輪流跟我講了一兩個小時的命理。（反正我也不趕時間）
大師父說：妳有一世是狩獵者，所以有很多動物靈在旁干擾。（邊說邊掛著 “放心，有我在妳肯定沒事的微笑"）
（理論上來說，這應該也是合理的，就這輩子短短30年的遭遇來推論，我上輩子應該不可能是什麼好人）
領我去的師父說：老師認為妳應該要學習刀療，開始走修行的路，可以救很多人。
（嗯，學刀療跟修行，我都有興趣）
我：那要怎麼學？
領我去的師父開始拐彎末腳的說了很多事情，包括學刀療要先治好自己的問題，老師會幫我先解決這部份的問題等等。
這時我已經開始在等對方開價了，但那領我去的師父一直等到我要走了才提到關鍵字"功德費“，她說她會幫我問老師功德費怎麼算，再打電話跟我說.........Orz。
目前還沒有接獲電話，不過我先猜一下對方可能會出價多少好了，我猜應該是會超過10萬，因為她還有提到關鍵的一句話："就算借錢來學，都很值得"。（這句話好熟悉，跟上次氣功師很像）
總之，最近又遇到一個疑似想騙我花大錢學刀療命理的算命老師，只不過她們的行銷手法不夠高段，至少比之前遇到的氣功師低段的多，所以很快的就讓我打退堂鼓。或許她們沒有想到過，這世上有人像我這樣不怕動物靈、不覺得修行很特別、也不想靠刀療賺大錢，所以也很難用這些誘因讓我就範。
只是，我真的看起來像是很好騙嗎？（← 檢討中）
and，就如標題所講，這種東西很難預測是真假，但就算學會刀療可以救人助人，我也不喜歡這種宗教行銷手法。
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最近又開始進入超過27度的天氣了。27度，是我的身體大量出汗以及維量出汗的臨界點，今天中午出門到十~十五分鐘遠的捷運站，跟網路上的賣者購買後天圓明園首映票，那個賣票的人，還有各式各樣的首映票，看起來應該是某學校的電影社社長之類的學生，才會手上有一把票而且有辦法騎著AUTO-BITO到處賣票，早知道他要騎著來，就叫他送到我辦公室就好了。
（喔，對了，我還有去郵局寄書，所以整個路程加起來約15～20分鐘左右）
回到辦公室的我，當然出現以下夏天經常之徵狀：
1.背部80%全濕透（需要換一件衣服，但今天竟然忘了帶衣服.....慘。只好冒著感冒的風險，趕快把衣服用電風扇吹乾）
2.頭有點暈 （輕微中暑）
另外紀錄一下，
前10分鐘是沒有流汗的，但10分鐘以後就開始大量流汗。
And, 剛剛找來更完整的天氣報告資訊，點以下網站可以看到：
http://www.cwb.gov.tw/V5/forecast/taiwan/36-data.htm
三月份的某一天，我跟姊姊、姊夫一起到故宮，那天我們計畫看兩個展覽，一是宋代書畫展，另一是大英博物館的展覽。我們花了大概半個小時的時間排隊，買了大英博物館的票，買了之後馬上決定當天不看大英博物館的展覽，先看宋代書畫展。當時我想，大英博物館裡，說不定展著的東西，就有很多中國文物，這些東西在中國偷搶拐騙到手之後，過了一百年再到中國人的地方賣票展覽，這買賣真好！
所以，我的錢包裡還有一張大英博物館的票，或許明天就會去看。另外一提，宋代書畫展真的很棒！尤其是那些書法作品，真的十分的迷人。看完書畫展之後，我最大的感想就是：古代就是沒有電視，所以才有這麼多人有時間搞這些東西，什麼清明上河圖之類的，就很難是電視時代所為。
科技，究竟讓人類更好，或者更壞？
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1860年，英法聯軍火燒圓明園，第二年英國上尉巴特勒給雨果寫信，希望知道雨果對這次勝利贊賞到什么程度。雨果在11月25日答復的長信中寫道：
有一個世界的奇跡，這個奇跡名叫圓明園……人們一向把希臘的巴特農神廟、埃及的金字塔、羅馬的競技場、巴黎的聖母院、東方的圓明園相提并論……這是一件史無前例的驚人杰作。然而這個奇跡已經蕩然無存。有一天，兩個強盜闖進了圓明園。一個強盜大肆劫掠，另一個強盜縱火焚燒……對圓明園進行了一場大規模的洗劫，贓物由兩個戰勝者平分……我們使用教堂的寶庫加起來也比不上這座光輝奇異的東方博物館。
我們歐洲人一向自認為是文明人，把中國人當成野蠻人。這就是文明對野蠻的所作所為。這兩個強盜一個叫法國，另一個叫英國。我要對此提出抗議，而且要感謝您給了我抗議的機會……法蘭西帝國從這次勝利中獲得了一半贓物……我希望法國有朝一日能擺脫重負、洗清罪惡，把這些贓物歸還被劫掠的中國。
youtube 上面的貼文：
Idina Menzel && Tracie Thoms soundcheck for their bryant park performance
（http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqP5A3l2peE）
網路上真的什麼人都有，這4分鐘版本的RENT，真的太厲害了
強烈建議應該去買DVD來看，雖然youtube上面可以看到很多的精華片段
但是畫質跟音質真的差太多了。
現在yahoo拍賣上面，正版的才賣200元上下，真是太超值太便宜了！
當初我花了快萬元，買了前面三排的座位看舞台劇，到現在還是覺得非常的值得
希望有機會再看一次
RENT是由舞台劇改編，從1996年左右開始在百老匯演出，而電影中演出的演員幾乎就是舞台劇同一批演員，這些人從10年前一直演到現在，幾乎從未換角過(只有幾個角色稍微不同人)，真的是有點神奇，希望有機會到百老匯再看一次這齣戲。
La Vie Boheme Lyrics
ANGEL
Who died?
BENNY
Our Akita
ANGEL, ROGER & COLLINS
Evita
BENNY
You make fun - yet I'm the one
Attempting to do some good
Or do you really want a neighborhood
Where people piss on your
Stoop every night?
Bohemia, Bohemia's
A fallacy in your head
This is Calcutta,
Bohemia is dead
MARK
Dearly beloved we gather here to say our goodbyes
COLLINS & ROGER
Dies irae - dies illa, Kyrie eleison
Yitgadal v'yitkadash
MARK
Here she lies, no one knew her worth
The late great daughter of Mother Earth
On these nights when we
Celebrate the birth
In that little town of Bethlehem
We raise our glass - you bet your ass to -
La vie Boheme
ALL
La vie Boheme
La vie Boheme
La vie Boheme
La vie Boheme
MARK
To days of inspiration
Playing hookey, making
Something out of nothing
The need to express-
To communicate,
To going against the grain,
Going insane, going mad
To loving tension, no pension
To more than one dimension,
To starving for attention,
Hating convention, hating pretension
Not to mention of course,
Hatind dear old Mom and Dad
To riding your bike,
Midday past the three-piece suits
To fruits - to no absolutes-
To Absolut - to choice-
To the Village Voice-
To any passing fad
To being an us for once ... instead of a them!!
ALL
La vie Boheme, La vie Boheme
MR. GREY
Ahhemm
MAUREEN
Hey Mister - she's my sister
WAITER
So that's five miso soup, four seaweed salad
Three soy burger dinner, two tofu dog platter
And one pasta with meatless balls
ROGER
Eww
COLLINS
It tastes the same
MIMI
If you close your eyes
WAITER
And thirteen orders of fries
Is that it here?
ALL
Wine and beer!
MIMI & ANGEL
To hand-crafted beers
Made in local breweries
To yoga, to yogurt, to rice and beans and cheese
To leather, to dildoes, to curry vindaloo
To huevos rancheros and Maya Angelou
MAUREEN & COLLINS
Emotion, devotion, to causing a commotion
Creation, vacation
MARK
Mucho masturbation
MAUREEN & COLLINS
Compassion, to fashion, to passion when it's new
COLLINS
To Sontag
ANGEL
To Sondheim
FOUR GIRLS
To anything taboo
COLLINS & ROGER
Ginsberg, Dylan Cunnigham and Cage,
COLLINS
Lenny Bruse
ROGER
Langston Hughes
MAUREEN
To the stage
BOHEMIANS
To Uta. To Buddha. Pablo Neruda, too.
MARK & MIMI
Why Dorothy and Toto went over the rainbow
To blow off Auntie Em
ALL
La vie Boheme
MR. GREY
Sisters?
MAUREEN & JOANNE
We're close
ANGELS & COLLINS
Brothers!
MARK, ANGEL & MIMI
Bisexuals, trisexuals, homo sapiens,
Carcinogens, hallucinogens, men,
Pee Wee Herman
German wine, turpetine, Gertrude Stein
Antoniotti, Bertolucci, Kurosawa
Carmina Burana
ALL
To apathy, to entropy, to empathy, ecstacy
Vaclav Havel - The Sex Pistols, 8BC
To no shame - never playing the Fame Game
COLLINS
To marijuana
ALL
To sodomy, it's between God and me
To S & M
BENNY
Waiter ... Waiter ... Waiter ....... Waiter!
ALL
La vie Boheme
COLLINS
In honor of the death of Bohemia an impromptu salon
will commence immediately following dinner ...
Maureen Johnson, just
back from her spectacular one-night engagement at the eleventh street lot,
will perform Native American tribal chants
backwards through her vocoder, while accompanying herself on the electric
cello -
which she ain't never studied.
ROGER
And Mark Cohen will preview his new documentary about his inability
to hold an erection on the high holy days.
MARK
And Mimi Marquez, clad only in bubble wrap,
will perform her famous lawn chair-handcuff dance to the sounds of iced tea
being stirred.
And Roger will attempt to write a bittersweet, evocative song.
That doesn't remind us of "Musetta's Waltz!"
COLLINS
Angel Dumott Schunard will model the latest fall fashions
from Paris while accompanying herself on the 10 gallon plastic pickle tub.
ANGEL
And Collins will recount his exploits as anarchist -
including the tale of the successful reprogramming of the M.I.T.
virtual reality equipment to self-destruct, as it broadcasts the words
ALL
"Actual reality - Act Up - Fight AIDS"
MIMI
Excuse me - did I do something wrong?
I get invited - then ignored all night long
ROGER
I've been trying - I'm not lying
No one's perfect. I've got baggage
MIMI
Life's too short, babe, time is flying
I'm looking for baggage that goes with mine
ROGER
I should tell you
MIMI
I got baggage too
ROGER
I should tell you
ROGER & MIMI
Baggage
ALL
Wine and beer!
MIMI
AZT break
ROGER
You?
MIMI
Me. You?
ROGER
Mimi
Take Me or Leave Me Lyrics
MAUREEN
Every single day, I walk down the street
I hear people say, "Baby's so sweet"
Ever since puberty, everybody stares at me,
Boys - girls, I can't help it baby
So be kind, and don't lose your mind
Just remember that I'm your baby
Take me for what I am
Who I was meant to be
And if you give a damn
Take me baby or leave me
Take me baby or leave me
A tiger in a cage can never see the sun
This diva needs her stage,
Baby - let's have fun!
You are the one I choose
Folks would kill to fill your shoes
You love the limelight too, now baby
So be mine but don't waste my time
Cryin' - "O' Honeybear - are you still my my my baby?"
JOANNE
Don't. You. Dare.
MAUREEN
Take me for what I am
Who I was meant to be
And if you give a damn
Take me baby or leave me
No way - can I be what I'm not
But hey - don't you want your girl hot!
Don't fight - don't lose your head
'Cause every night - who's in your bed?
Who, who's in your bed, baby?
Kiss, Pookie.
JOANNE
It won't work.
I look before I leap
I love margins and discipline
I make lists in my sleep
Baby what's my sin?
Never quit - I follow through
I hate mess - but I love you
What to do with my impromptu baby
So be wise 'cause this girl satisfies
You've got a prize, but don't compromise
You're one lucky baby
Take me for what I am
MAUREEN
A control freak
JOANNE
Who I was meant to be
MAUREEN
A snob - yet over-attentive
JOANNE
And if you give a damn
MAUREEN
A lovable, droll geek
JOANNE
Take me baby or leave me
MAUREEN
And anal retentive
BOTH
That's it!
JOANNE
The straw that breaks my back
BOTH
I quit
JOANNE
Unless you take it back
BOTH
Women
MAUREEN
What is it about them?
BOTH
Can't live with them or without them!
Take me for what I am
Who I was meant to be
And if you give a damn
Take me baby or leave me
Take me baby
Or leave me
Guess I'm leavin'
I'm GONE!